Anonymous said: What is your ultimate fantasy?

becomingathena:

Financial stability.

MCU + the slam

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belinsky:

#the most important shot ever filmed in modern cinema

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roane72:

shieldhumanresourcesdept:

special-agent-ace:

daily-asgardian-news:

hungrylikethewolfie:

prettybluescarf:

Do you think he pretended he was Captain America when he was fighting?

WELL NOW I DO.

My god…

He’s playing theme music in his head - because let’s be honest. It’s not like this was actually a real fight for him.

Agent Coulson is one of those few men who has been pretending to be his hero for so long he’s turned into everyone else’s hero in his own right and doesn’t even realize it.

Bolded that last because <3.

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shebachan:

farrox:

farrox:

Spooky fact: there is at least one living skeleton in your house right now and it is VERY close. GET OUT OF THERE

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I SAID RUN NOT HAVE SEX WITH IT

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i did NOT have sexual relations with that skeleton

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christinefuckingchapel:

the-art-of-fangirling:

what a girl wants…according to tumblr

the best of Sandy Cheeks

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"Women are described in animal terms as pets, cows, sows, foxes, chicks, serpents, bitches, beavers, old bats, old hens, mother hens, pussycats, cats, cheetahs, bird-brains, and hare-brains…‘Mother Nature’ is raped, mastered, conquered, mined; her secrets are ‘penetrated,’ her ‘womb’ is to be put into the service of the ‘man of science.’ Virgin timber is felled, cut down; fertile soil is tilled, and land that lies ‘fallow’ is ‘barren,’ useless. The exploitation of nature and animals is justified by feminizing them; the exploitation of women is justified by naturalizing them."

— Karen J. Warren Ecological Feminism (via timemarauder)

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me with my American friend part 2

lucuha:

me: hey American friend i bought this football for you

American friend: *stops playing the banjo and cleaning their guns and drinking their soda* Oh y’all know me too well I love them good ol’ sports hell yeah 

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angelsofletters:

hazelsammy:

mishasminionnamedsunny:

What if Supernatural was about two demon brother’s that went around killing hunters?

We’re halfway there

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bemusedlybespectacled:

do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task

like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”

"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"

"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"

"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore

(via hogwartskidsproblems)

gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

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whothehellishistorymiss:

eggsac:

Nat telling Steve “you’ll never find him he’s a ghost” and then the best assassin in the world conspicuously blows up a car, causes a pileup, and destroys half of DC

God Bucky it’s like you want Steve to notice you or something

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